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ECTO-COOLER

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Absolut 1 part midori Splash sour mix Splash 7up DIRECTIONS Mix all ingredients in cocktail shaker, strain into shot glass.

EASY RIDE

INGREDIENTS: 2 measures peach schnapps 3 measure White grape sparkling water 1.5 measures apple juice 1.5 measures pear juice 1 measure vodka DIRECTIONS mix all ingredients then pour over ice...enjoy

EASY LIKE A SUNDAY MORNING

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots tequila 1 shot vodka 1 shot Passoa 1 shot peach schnapps 2 shots orange juice 2 shots apple juice DIRECTIONS Mix ingredients in a shaker and shimmy! You'll be easy any morning after too many of these!

EARTHQUAKE

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots gin 2shots absinthe 2 shots whisky DIRECTIONS shake vigorously with ice. strain. serve in martini glasses don't knock it 'till you've tried it

DYNAMITE

INGREDIENTS: 1/3 tequila 1/3 absinthe 1/3 red aftershock DIRECTIONS You can pour the drinks in any order. It should be just one shot size but i first experienced it with 3 shots of each! One big shot! Enjoy!

DUTCH LATTE

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot advocaat 450 ml coke DIRECTIONS add the coke in halves before and after the advocaat, taking care to avoid frothing. Don't forget to stir...

DUSTBIN

INGREDIENTS: Handful Crushed ice half a bottle blue wkd 3 shots orange juice 1 shot peach schnapps 1shot vodka DIRECTIONS mix all the ingredients and add a handful of crushed ice, serve chilled contrast of flavours but they go well together

DURBAN HARBOR

INGREDIENTS: 1/3 shot peppermint liqueur 1/3 shot After Shock 1/3 shot Nachtmuxik Chocolate Liquer DIRECTIONS Pour in the liqueurs first then pour in the Nachtmusik so that it sinks to the bottom and looks like pieces of crap. Named after Durban Harbor cause it's filthy and smells funny.

DUNSCHMEAG

INGREDIENTS: 1 Can lager 1 Bottle WKD Blue 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice Lemon A Cap Full blackcurrant cordial DIRECTIONS To make in a pint glass: - pour in a 1/4 of a pint of lager into the glass. - wait until the lager has settled and then slowly add the same amount of Smirnoff Ice Lemon down the side of the glass, tryin not to mix the two liquids. (This should turn into a pale yellow.) - Then, using the same method as the Smirnoff ice, pour in the WKD blue leaving rouhgly around 1-2cm gap from the top of the glass. - Now the tricky part!!! Get literally a cap full of blackcurrant cordial, and really slowly add the juice to the top of the drink. You MUST pour the blackcurrant around the edge of the glass and not directly into the middle. - You should now see a traffic light type of coloured drink!!! Believe us, all the effort is worth it!!!! Be careful not to pour the ingredients too quickly as this will make the liquids mix and not give the effect it should!!

DUNN DELIGHT

INGREDIENTS: 25ml talisker malt 50ml Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS talisker, then very slowly float the baileys, any kind of small glass is good but a large sherry glass adds a nice touch as nice and smooth as its creator.

DUNN AND DUSTED

INGREDIENTS: 25ml talisker malt 50ml Bailey's Irish Cream 25ml tia maria 25ml double cream DIRECTIONS in a brandy glass start with talisker then tia maria then float baileys over then float double cream over baileys dust with chocolate powder. smooth, tasty, and satisfying like the man i named this drink over.

DUNK

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot gin 1 shot Blue Curacao galliano DIRECTIONS shake all ingredince in a tumbler and put into a cocktail glass surved with ice

DUNDEE HIGHBALL SODA

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot curaçao 2 teaspoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons sugar syrup 2 shots dark rum soda DIRECTIONS Shake all (except soda) together with ice and serve in a whisky glass, top up with soda

DUNDEE

INGREDIENTS: 1 measure gin 0.75 measure Scotch 0.5 measure drambuie 0.5 measure lemon juice DIRECTIONS Shake well with ice, strain into tumbler. Squeeze piece of lemon rind over top & drop it in. Smoother than you might think, probably due to Drambuie.

DUKE OF YORK

INGREDIENTS: 4 shots champagne 1 shot grenadine 4 shots orange juice DIRECTIONS Place ice cubes in a tall glass. Add 1/4 shot grenadine and the orange juice then top up with champagne.

DUDLEY SPECIAL

INGREDIENTS: 1 cinnamon fill up with orange juice 1 measure vodka 1/2 measure dark rum 1/2 measure white rum DIRECTIONS add all together and down in one

DUCK FART

INGREDIENTS: Bailey's Irish Cream crown royal kahlua DIRECTIONS mix equal parts of all three - best enjoyed as a shooter careful... after a few of these you might transpose the first letter of each word....

DRY ROB ROY

INGREDIENTS: 2oz whisky 1 1/2 oz dry vermouth DIRECTIONS Mix scotch and vermouth in a mixing glass half filled with ice. Stir then strain into a cocktail glass

DRY MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot gin dash angostura bitters dash dry vermouth 1 green olive DIRECTIONS Shake together ice, bitters, gin and vermouth. Strain into glass add olive then serve.

DRY MANHATTAN

INGREDIENTS: 2oz Rye Whiskey 1/2oz dry vermouth 1 dash angostura bitters 1 maraschino cherry 1 Orange Twist DIRECTIONS Add the whiskey, vermouth and bitters to a mixing glass containing a few ice cubes and stir. Put the cherry into a chilled cocktail glass and strain the mix over it. Twist the orange peel over the drink and add. This version is very dry as I like to taste the whiskey. The twist of orange isn't to everyone's taste but I prefer it to the cherry and often leave the cherry out altogether. You could also use orange bitters instead of the regular.

DRY MALIBU MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 Martini Dry 1-2 malibu 1/4 vodka 1/2 schweppes bitter lemon DIRECTIONS Combine ingredients and ice in a cocktail shaker.Shake well! Serve in Martini glass. Extraordinary taste and aroma!

DRY BRONX

INGREDIENTS: 1 part gin 1 part orange juice 1 part dry vermouth DIRECTIONS Shake together with ice and strain into cocktail glass.

DRUNKEN TOM AND JERRY

INGREDIENTS: 3 shots pineapple juice 4 shots lemonade 2 shot vodka 2 shot Blue Curacao 3 crushed cubes Ice around rim if possible sugar DIRECTIONS Grand Cru Cocktail 15oz glass with sugar on rim. shake : ice, lemonade, pineapple juice, vodka pour in glass watch the sugar genlty pour in 2 shots of bols blue it tastes great not to sweet not to sour

DRUMSTICK (AFTER THE KIDS LOLLIPOP)

INGREDIENTS: 25ml vanilla vodka 25ml raspberry vodka 100ml lemonade DIRECTIONS Add the vanilla vodka to the raspberry vodka over ice, then top up with lemonade to your required taste Taste like the kids lollipop called Drumstick. Not for those who dont have a sweet tooth

DROOLING DOOLEY DREAM

INGREDIENTS: 6 generous shots Dooleys 1 scoop chocolate ice cream 2 scoops Haagen Daz - Vanilla splash milk DIRECTIONS Allow the ice cream to soften - don't let it completely melt. Load everything except the milk into a blender. Blitz until the ice cream turns into the consistency of a McDonalds milkshake. Add enough milk to allow it to pass through a straw. Serve in a tall chilled glass, topped with whipped cream and toffee sauce.

DRINK OF THE GODS

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 a bar White Chocolate 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot vanilla vodka 1 scoop vanilla ice cream Top up milk DIRECTIONS Mix up the White chocolate, Baileys, Vanilla Vodka, Ice Cream and Milk in a blender. Pour out over ice. Enjoy.

DRINK IF YOU DARE

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot araq 1 shot triple sec 1/2 shot red martini 1/2 shot red wine 4 cubes of ice 1 tea spoon of burned sugar DIRECTIONS in a shaker add the araq and the ice, then the wine, then the red martini,then the triple sec, add the sugar ; shake, pour into a long cocktail glass

DRIBBLES

INGREDIENTS: 4oz seltzer jig Mango juice jig guava juice jig coffee liqueur ice crushed DIRECTIONS fill glass with ice chips add seltzer dribble juice and liquer down side around glass (brandy glass) garnish - chocolate mint rod suggest pineapple cheesecake

DREWBEAR

INGREDIENTS: 3/4 cup Crushed ice 2 part brandy 4 parts cream 1 dash lemon juice 2 dashes strawberry nectar DIRECTIONS gets you messed up quick add strawberry nectar to taste stir

DREAMER

INGREDIENTS: 2 shot Jack Daniels 1 1/2 shot smirnoff vodka 2 shot Martini Dry 2 shot martini 1 1/2 shot southern comfort 1/2 shot Lambs navy rum 2 shot bacardi 2 shot cola 2 shot lemonade DIRECTIONS Mix them all together in a pint glass or bigger, in any order you want put as much or as little of them as u want in i just guessed the amounts 8-) :D you can add sugar lime lemon into it to give it an extra kick but thats up to you...and give it a light if you want but BE CAREFULL!!! one or two of these are good to et the party going there is no slurring words no walking in wobly lines...but you still get all the euphoric-ness that you love from your booze no hang overs or side effects....dont ask how that works i just know it don't give you hang overs :D

DREAM COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 2 parts dubbonet (red) 1 part triple sec 1 part grapefruit juice champagne DIRECTIONS Stir Dubonnet, triple sec & grapefruit juice (preferable pink) over ice. Strain into champlagne flutes (about a third of the way up) & top up with champagne. Fabulous as an apéritif to a summer dinner!!!

DRAGONS POISON (ORIGIONAL)

INGREDIENTS: 2x Shot Jack Daniels 2x Shot triple sec 2x Shot black vodka Fill with cola DIRECTIONS Take a 2 Litre Jug and pour above ingredients into it, fill jug to top with coke and enjoy, the drink is usually shared between 2 or 3 people. The same can also be done with a 1 Litre jug if you prefer it a little stronger, This drink can also be made with Absinthe instead of Tripple Sec.

DRAGON DICK

INGREDIENTS: 1 Spray of whipped cream 1 shot of white rum 1 shot of vodka 1 Hollowed out pickle DIRECTIONS Hollow out a pickle with a spoon. Pour Vodka and Rum inot pickle. Spray whipped cream on and take a chop from the dragons dick! It doesn't taste too good but it's fun to watch.

DRAGON'S BREATH

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Firewater 1 part Bacardi 151 DIRECTIONS Mix together in shotglass and pound it. MUST BE FIREWATER to get the full effect. If you don't care you can substitute Phillips Hot 100, Goldschlager or some weak mixer booze like Dekeyuper or Aftershock.

DRAGON'S BLOOD

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots Coconut Milk 2 or 3 chillies 1/4 tsp Garam Masala 1/8 tsp Turmeric 2 shots vodka DIRECTIONS Blend a little of the coconut milk with the chillies into a fine paste. Add the rest of the coconut milk then blend again. Heat a sauce-pan and add the garam masala, turmeric and the coconut mix. Bring to the boil then simmer for 10 minutes. Leave to cool then into a tall glass and add vodka I stumbled across this when making a thai green curry. It was runny so I poured some of the sauce into a glass and added vodka. Then my mouth went fucking mental - weirdest stuff I have ever drunk and I loved it.

DR JEKELS RE-FRESH POTION

INGREDIENTS: equal peppermint schnapps equal mint leaves equal creme de menthe (green) DIRECTIONS add together in a tumbler glass with LOTS of crushed ice and mix together. add straw. and umbrella

DR FEELGOOD

INGREDIENTS: 100ml Coconut Milk 100ml pineapple juice 1 shot vodka 5ml lime juice 1 lime slices DIRECTIONS Mix the coconut milk, pineapple and a shot or 2 of vodka. Cut a slice of lime for garnish and squeeze a little of the juice in. You can use ready mixed coocnut and pineapple. Buy light coconut milk you may need to strain it to get the lumps out. The lime and its juice are not just for show.

DR. PEPPER

INGREDIENTS: half pint lager half pint cola shot amaretto DIRECTIONS mix the half pint of cola and the half pint of lager then drop in the shot of amaretto.

DOWN PEARISCOPE

INGREDIENTS: shot Absolut Pears shot lemonade dash sugar DIRECTIONS Mix lemonade and vodka in a small glass. Lick hand and put sugar on it. Drink shot and lick off sugar.

DOUBLE SOUR, APPLE-LEMON MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Absolut New Orleans Vodka 1 part lemon juice 2 parts Sour Apple Schnapps DIRECTIONS chill martini glass, combine vodka, lemon juice and schnapps in a shaker and shake well, pour into martini glassand garnish with a lemon curl the more lemon juice you add the less alcohol you taste

DOUBLE SCREW

INGREDIENTS: ice cubes 2 Shots vodka Tall Glace orange juice DIRECTIONS 1/4 glace of Cubed Ice 2 Shots of Vodka In a Tall Glace Top it off with Orange Juice

DOUBLE BITCH

INGREDIENTS: 2 dash chilli sauce 2 dash tomato juice 2 Pinches of Cardemon powder 4 measures Banana Juice (made of 1 Banana) 2 measures vodka 2 measures gin 3-4 cracked ice DIRECTIONS shake chilli sauce, tomato sauce , banana juice , vodka and gin along with cracked ice cubes and strain it and top it with two pinches of cardemom powder very cost effective and and damn experience

DONKEYS NOB

INGREDIENTS: 1 glass red wine 1/2 glass coke 6 Shots vodka 2 Shots cointreau DIRECTIONS Add all ingredients to a pint class, mix. Poor down throat until you wet yourself. Suitable for society functions.

DONKEY PUNCH

INGREDIENTS: 10ml sambuca 10ml Jack Daniels 10ml green chartreuse DIRECTIONS Just add to a shot glass and down it Just like getting punch by a donkey

DONKEY

INGREDIENTS: Shot dooleys toffee vodka 50ml apricot juice Shot southern comfort Dash lime cordial Teaspoon honey DIRECTIONS Add all ingredients into a shaker, shake well, and pour into a pint glass Donkey is a great cocktail in those hot summer months :) enjoy!

DOLLY PARTON

INGREDIENTS: 1 part cherry brandy 1 part dark rum 1 part tia maria 3 parts milk top with whipped cream DIRECTIONS Shake all the ingredients together with ice, serve and top with whipped cream.

DOLLY MIXTURE

INGREDIENTS: wan botto ay Buckfast Tonic Wine wan botto ay WKD Blue DIRECTIONS drink hawf yur bukki n hawf yur wkd n pit the rest ay it in tae the bukki n batter in man it taists like a doly mixture awwwheet man its minted pits yae oan yer erse

DOLLY BEAR

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot white rum 1 shot peach schnapps (archers) 3 shots pineapple juice 1 shot coconut cream DIRECTIONS mix rum peach schnapps and pineapple juice and pour over ice, top up with cocoanut cream. serve with straw!

DOGS HEAD

INGREDIENTS: 1oz dark rum 2oz milk 1oz dark rum 1oz Guinness DIRECTIONS put 4 ice cubes into shacker add rum then milk,then tequella. put on lid and shake for 15 secs. poor into long flute glass. dress with popcorn (sweet) sprinkle with chocolate powder. slowly poor on guiness. try this baby. looks pretty awfull but wow. the secrets in the popcorn.

DOGS BOLLAX

INGREDIENTS: lots vodka lots peach schnapps (archers) splash red bull splash grenadine DIRECTIONS fill pint glass with ice , pour vodka and peach snapps till about inch left in pint , the add red bull and grenadine .... the drink of the island of kos in greece these really really work

DODGER

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 Meyers Naval Rum 1/4 pineapple juice 1/4 orange juice 1 lime slices DIRECTIONS put lots of ice in your cup. add the meyers rum to about half way up. add the pineapple juice depending on how much you like pineapple juice compared to orange juice. add the orange juice. put a little floater of meyers ontop (if you like it). to top it off, add your lime.

DOBBLE HADDOCK

INGREDIENTS: Two shots whiskey Fill yer pint up Strongbow Cider DIRECTIONS Dobble Haddock: two shots Paddy's, fill it up with Strongbow As you can clearly see, this is the most laddish cocktail of all cocktails. Originated during a visit to the lovly city of Doblin (the mother of all pintin' sessions). Named after the most laddish lad in the world: Captain Haddock!

DO MAJA

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 ounce amaretto 1/2 ounce brandy 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS First pour in the Amaretto.(This flavours the shot and loads it with a rich scent) Next pour in the brandy. Watch the color mixing to a fuzzy brown. Finally, layer the Baileys. Add this slowly along the side of the glass. (or use an inverted teaspoon and pour slowly over the spoon to flow it along the side of the glass.

DIZZY LIZZIE

INGREDIENTS: one shot vodka two shots tequila 25% orange juice 25% apple and mango juice DIRECTIONS vodka,tequila,orange juice and appel and mango juice a grat drink

DIVA

INGREDIENTS: a couple shots malibu fill the rest of the glass orange juice 1 tsp on the bottom grenadine DIRECTIONS Pour malibu and oj together into glass. Finish by pouring in the grenadine and letting it settle at the bottom. This drink is for the sweet fans only. Easy to drink, and you can barely taste the alcohol. A definite party fave.

DISY COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 2/5 bacardi 2/5 Martini Dry 1/5 Dewar's DIRECTIONS 2/5 bacardi white, 2/5 martini dry, 1/5 dewar's whiskey is to strong for a midnight drink

DISCO LEMONADE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS: 3oz smirnoff vodka 5-7oz pink lemonade splash Gatorade Fruit Punch DIRECTIONS Pour the Smirnoff vodka into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the Country Time pink lemonade, and splash in some Gatorade fruit punch

DIRTY SUE

INGREDIENTS: 3/4 oz Martini Mix 3 oz vodka DIRECTIONS Shake over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass Garnish with two olive

DIRTY SOUTH

INGREDIENTS: 15 ml black sambuca 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream 15 ml Butterscotch Schnapps DIRECTIONS layer the black sambuca then the baileys the the butter scotch snapps in a shooter glass Looks like dirty water hence the name

DIRTY SLUT

INGREDIENTS: 25ml black sambuca Dash blackcurrant Splash lemonade DIRECTIONS Put your shot of sambuca in a tall glass, with lots of ice, then add a splash of lemonade, then your blackcurrant. Give it a good stir and it's ready to serve! This is really good. Tastes like them blackcurrant liquorice sweets! Because of the sambuca, you won't feel drunk, until it hits you after about your fifth one!! hahaha

DIRTY SEX ON THE BEACH

INGREDIENTS: 25-50ml raspberry syrup 100ml cranberry juice 250ml orange juice 25ml peach schnapps (archers) 25ml vodka 25ml After Shock (Red) 50ml sambuca DIRECTIONS MAKE A SEX ON THE BEACH AS USUAL: 1:ADD ICE TO A GLASS (OPTIONAL) 2:ADD 1 SHOT OF VODKA 3:ADD 1 SHOT OF ARCHERS 4:ADD THE ORANGE JUICE 5:ADD THE CRANBERRY JUICE 6:GENTLE ADD THE RASPBERRY JUICE 7:ADD THE 2 SAMBUCAS 8:ADD THE AFTERSHOCK JUST TRY IT AND FOR ADDED KICK USE A STRAW AND DONT BREATHE AGAIN UNTIL ITS GONE ! !

DIRTY NASTY

INGREDIENTS: 100ml special brew 100ml Diamond White 1 Shot blackcurrant cordial 1 Shot orange juice DIRECTIONS - Pour the ingredients carefully over crushed ice in a cocktail shaker. - Shake continunoulsy for 2 minutes. - Be careful to hold the lid down firmly as the pressure of the fizz will build up - this adds to the final flavour! - Enjoy It's a classic Snakey B with an interesting twist and some nasty consequences... I particulalry reccomend drinking lots of these whilst playing minature golf in the rain...

DIRTY MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 measure gin splash dry vermouth 1 clove garlic 1 pimento stuffed olive splash olive juice 1 large ice cubes DIRECTIONS Cut a slice off the clove of garlic and rub freshly cut edge around the rim of a chilled martini glass. Gently pour the Gin and Vermouth into a highball containing the ice and stir *slowly* for 30 seconds. Hold ice in glass bottom with stirrer and pour into martini glass. Take a pimento stuffed green olive from the jar with a teaspoon, (also allowing the spoon to fill with brine from the jar), submerge and place olive carefully into bottom of Martini allowing brine to disperse. Alternative; the Dirty Mexican Martini... As above except after rubbing the martini glass rim with garlic, up-end the glass and quickly dip in table salt. Instead of a pimento stuffed olive, use a piri-piri (whole small chilli) stuffed olive. Finally, drink and appreciate the fine art of a true martini!

DIRTY HOOKER - SHOOTER

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Red Sour Puss 1 shot creme de bananes 1 shot pineapple juice DIRECTIONS Mix together in a shaker with ice and strain. Panty dropping shooter that you can barely taste alcohol

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 - 2 shots vodka 1 shot White Creme de Menthe 1 shot kahlua DIRECTIONS Shake ingredients together until nice and chilled. Strain into shot glass. Can also be made as a cocktail.

DIRTY FUCK

INGREDIENTS: 20ml absinthe 10ml Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS pour 20ml of Absinthe into shot glass, add 10ml of Baileys irish cream pouring onto side of glass in order to make Baileys sink to the bottom of glass creating slightly cloudy look

DIRTY COWBOY

INGREDIENTS: 15ml chocolate sauce 15ml Bailey's Irish Cream 30ml Butterscotch Schnapps DIRECTIONS One level scoop of ice in a blender! add butterscotch, Baileys, chocolate sauce, milk and cream and blend until the ingredence is smooth. serve in a poco grade' glass rimed in chocolate sauce!!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

DIRTY CANADIAN

INGREDIENTS: liberal splash ginger wine 3rd shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot spiced rum 2/3rds of a shot Butterscotch Schnapps 1 shot milk mint leaves Ice DIRECTIONS in a shaker add all ingredients ecept milk and baileys and shake like hell. next slowly pour milk and baileys into shaker, swirl gently, strain and serve over ice or neat in a martini glass

DIRTY BANANA

INGREDIENTS: 6 count half and half 1 shot kahlua 1 shot creme de bananes whipped cream DIRECTIONS Fill collins glass 3/4 full with ice. Add half and half.Then kahlua and bananaes. Shake and pour into glass. Add whipped cream on top and drizzle chocolate sauce to taste. One for the banana lovers out there.

DIJON KIR

INGREDIENTS: 2 creme de cassis Aligoté DIRECTIONS pour 2 shots of Dijon Creme de cassis and fill with Aligoté it is named after Félix Kir (1876 - 1968), mayor of Dijon in Burgundy, who as a pioneer of the twinning movement in the aftermath of the Second World War popularized the drink by offering it at receptions to visiting delegations. Besides treating his international guests well, he was also promoting two vital economic products of the region.(ref: wikipedia)

DIET RIBENKA

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot vodka 2 shots Diet coke 2 shots ribena DIRECTIONS First add the coke and vodka how you would the normal way then add the Ribena on top then finally stir.

DIESEL

INGREDIENTS: Half Pint lager Half Pint cider Blackcurrant juice DIRECTIONS this drink is a variation of snakebite, very popular in the north east of england, fill a pint glass half with lager and half with cider and add black current. Dont drink when wearing anything white

DICEY'S DISEASE ( DOUBLE D )

INGREDIENTS: 30ml Orange Alize 15ml Hypnotiq 15ml Blue Curacao 60ml ish orange juice DIRECTIONS Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with muddled Lime. Strain into a highball filled with ice and place fresh lime on top. DD has intense tropical fruit flavours with a somewhat bitter aftertaste

DIAMANTINA COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 1 Pint Bundaberg Rum 1 Pint Condensed Milk 1 Emu egg DIRECTIONS Beat the Emu egg well (or 12 regular eggs if you don't have an emu egg to hand). Then add the condensed milk and rum. If bundy is not available, use a dark rum. Drink, fall down, technicolour yawn. Enjoy ; )

DIABETIC COMA

INGREDIENTS: 2 Shots vodka 3 Shots peach schnapps (archers) 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice Raspberry 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice (black) 2 Bottles blue wkd A Few ice cubes DIRECTIONS Put It All Into A Pimms Jug And Stir A Cocktail That Only Men Can Handle. All Examples Of Girls Drinking This Have Ended in regret and loss of memory (black-out)

DEZZIES DISASTER

INGREDIENTS: pint bottle cider bottle Smirnoff Ice bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange dash blackcurrant cordial DIRECTIONS divide the drinks between three pint glasses with ice and top up with blackcurrant/rasberry cordial to taste. good laugh, your night will be a disaster!

DEWING THE CAPTAIN

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Mountain Dew 1 part Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum DIRECTIONS Mix all ingredients in a shot glass or shooter. Sweet yet spicy and tangy. Girls like it ;)

DEUCE JUICE

INGREDIENTS: 4 Shots Everclear 50.7 Fluid Oz Merlot DIRECTIONS Drink merlot down past the neck about 1/2 an inch to an inch, add shots of everclear, mix, enjoy.

DETT LONG

INGREDIENTS: tonic water 1 shot cherry brandy DIRECTIONS Place crushed ice in tumbler add cherry brandy top up with tonic and add slice of lemon

DESSERT SHOT

INGREDIENTS: cherry 1/2 ounce grand marnier 1 1/2 ounces carolans irish cream 3/4 ounce kahlua DIRECTIONS In a somewhat tall shot glass, place a cherry (maraschino) at the bottom and add the kahlua. It should be just enough to cover the top of the cherry. Layer on the carolans and finally the grand marnier. Shoot it down and finish with eating the cherry that's now in your mouth. Be sure not to choke on it!

DESPIRATE HOUSE WIFE

INGREDIENTS: 2oz Three olives vanilla Vodka 2oz pineapple juice splash triple sec Splash champagne DIRECTIONS In a mixer, mix vodka, triple sec and pineapple juice. Strain into a Martini glass. Leave enough room to top off with Champagne! Garnish with pineapple chunks. Enjoy!!