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ECTO-COOLER

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Absolut 1 part midori Splash sour mix Splash 7up DIRECTIONS Mix all ingredients in cocktail shaker, strain into shot glass.

EASY RIDE

INGREDIENTS: 2 measures peach schnapps 3 measure White grape sparkling water 1.5 measures apple juice 1.5 measures pear juice 1 measure vodka DIRECTIONS mix all ingredients then pour over ice...enjoy

EASY LIKE A SUNDAY MORNING

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots tequila 1 shot vodka 1 shot Passoa 1 shot peach schnapps 2 shots orange juice 2 shots apple juice DIRECTIONS Mix ingredients in a shaker and shimmy! You'll be easy any morning after too many of these!

EARTHQUAKE

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots gin 2shots absinthe 2 shots whisky DIRECTIONS shake vigorously with ice. strain. serve in martini glasses don't knock it 'till you've tried it

DYNAMITE

INGREDIENTS: 1/3 tequila 1/3 absinthe 1/3 red aftershock DIRECTIONS You can pour the drinks in any order. It should be just one shot size but i first experienced it with 3 shots of each! One big shot! Enjoy!

DUTCH LATTE

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot advocaat 450 ml coke DIRECTIONS add the coke in halves before and after the advocaat, taking care to avoid frothing. Don't forget to stir...

DUSTBIN

INGREDIENTS: Handful Crushed ice half a bottle blue wkd 3 shots orange juice 1 shot peach schnapps 1shot vodka DIRECTIONS mix all the ingredients and add a handful of crushed ice, serve chilled contrast of flavours but they go well together

DURBAN HARBOR

INGREDIENTS: 1/3 shot peppermint liqueur 1/3 shot After Shock 1/3 shot Nachtmuxik Chocolate Liquer DIRECTIONS Pour in the liqueurs first then pour in the Nachtmusik so that it sinks to the bottom and looks like pieces of crap. Named after Durban Harbor cause it's filthy and smells funny.

DUNSCHMEAG

INGREDIENTS: 1 Can lager 1 Bottle WKD Blue 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice Lemon A Cap Full blackcurrant cordial DIRECTIONS To make in a pint glass: - pour in a 1/4 of a pint of lager into the glass. - wait until the lager has settled and then slowly add the same amount of Smirnoff Ice Lemon down the side of the glass, tryin not to mix the two liquids. (This should turn into a pale yellow.) - Then, using the same method as the Smirnoff ice, pour in the WKD blue leaving rouhgly around 1-2cm gap from the top of the glass. - Now the tricky part!!! Get literally a cap full of blackcurrant cordial, and really slowly add the juice to the top of the drink. You MUST pour the blackcurrant around the edge of the glass and not directly into the middle. - You should now see a traffic light type of coloured drink!!! Believe us, all the effort is worth it!!!! Be careful not to pour the ingredients too quickly as this will make the liquids mix and not give the effect it should!!

DUNN DELIGHT

INGREDIENTS: 25ml talisker malt 50ml Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS talisker, then very slowly float the baileys, any kind of small glass is good but a large sherry glass adds a nice touch as nice and smooth as its creator.

DUNN AND DUSTED

INGREDIENTS: 25ml talisker malt 50ml Bailey's Irish Cream 25ml tia maria 25ml double cream DIRECTIONS in a brandy glass start with talisker then tia maria then float baileys over then float double cream over baileys dust with chocolate powder. smooth, tasty, and satisfying like the man i named this drink over.

DUNK

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot gin 1 shot Blue Curacao galliano DIRECTIONS shake all ingredince in a tumbler and put into a cocktail glass surved with ice

DUNDEE HIGHBALL SODA

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot curaçao 2 teaspoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons sugar syrup 2 shots dark rum soda DIRECTIONS Shake all (except soda) together with ice and serve in a whisky glass, top up with soda

DUNDEE

INGREDIENTS: 1 measure gin 0.75 measure Scotch 0.5 measure drambuie 0.5 measure lemon juice DIRECTIONS Shake well with ice, strain into tumbler. Squeeze piece of lemon rind over top & drop it in. Smoother than you might think, probably due to Drambuie.

DUKE OF YORK

INGREDIENTS: 4 shots champagne 1 shot grenadine 4 shots orange juice DIRECTIONS Place ice cubes in a tall glass. Add 1/4 shot grenadine and the orange juice then top up with champagne.

DUDLEY SPECIAL

INGREDIENTS: 1 cinnamon fill up with orange juice 1 measure vodka 1/2 measure dark rum 1/2 measure white rum DIRECTIONS add all together and down in one

DUCK FART

INGREDIENTS: Bailey's Irish Cream crown royal kahlua DIRECTIONS mix equal parts of all three - best enjoyed as a shooter careful... after a few of these you might transpose the first letter of each word....

DRY ROB ROY

INGREDIENTS: 2oz whisky 1 1/2 oz dry vermouth DIRECTIONS Mix scotch and vermouth in a mixing glass half filled with ice. Stir then strain into a cocktail glass

DRY MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot gin dash angostura bitters dash dry vermouth 1 green olive DIRECTIONS Shake together ice, bitters, gin and vermouth. Strain into glass add olive then serve.

DRY MANHATTAN

INGREDIENTS: 2oz Rye Whiskey 1/2oz dry vermouth 1 dash angostura bitters 1 maraschino cherry 1 Orange Twist DIRECTIONS Add the whiskey, vermouth and bitters to a mixing glass containing a few ice cubes and stir. Put the cherry into a chilled cocktail glass and strain the mix over it. Twist the orange peel over the drink and add. This version is very dry as I like to taste the whiskey. The twist of orange isn't to everyone's taste but I prefer it to the cherry and often leave the cherry out altogether. You could also use orange bitters instead of the regular.

DRY MALIBU MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 Martini Dry 1-2 malibu 1/4 vodka 1/2 schweppes bitter lemon DIRECTIONS Combine ingredients and ice in a cocktail shaker.Shake well! Serve in Martini glass. Extraordinary taste and aroma!

DRY BRONX

INGREDIENTS: 1 part gin 1 part orange juice 1 part dry vermouth DIRECTIONS Shake together with ice and strain into cocktail glass.

DRUNKEN TOM AND JERRY

INGREDIENTS: 3 shots pineapple juice 4 shots lemonade 2 shot vodka 2 shot Blue Curacao 3 crushed cubes Ice around rim if possible sugar DIRECTIONS Grand Cru Cocktail 15oz glass with sugar on rim. shake : ice, lemonade, pineapple juice, vodka pour in glass watch the sugar genlty pour in 2 shots of bols blue it tastes great not to sweet not to sour

DRUMSTICK (AFTER THE KIDS LOLLIPOP)

INGREDIENTS: 25ml vanilla vodka 25ml raspberry vodka 100ml lemonade DIRECTIONS Add the vanilla vodka to the raspberry vodka over ice, then top up with lemonade to your required taste Taste like the kids lollipop called Drumstick. Not for those who dont have a sweet tooth

DROOLING DOOLEY DREAM

INGREDIENTS: 6 generous shots Dooleys 1 scoop chocolate ice cream 2 scoops Haagen Daz - Vanilla splash milk DIRECTIONS Allow the ice cream to soften - don't let it completely melt. Load everything except the milk into a blender. Blitz until the ice cream turns into the consistency of a McDonalds milkshake. Add enough milk to allow it to pass through a straw. Serve in a tall chilled glass, topped with whipped cream and toffee sauce.

DRINK OF THE GODS

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 a bar White Chocolate 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot vanilla vodka 1 scoop vanilla ice cream Top up milk DIRECTIONS Mix up the White chocolate, Baileys, Vanilla Vodka, Ice Cream and Milk in a blender. Pour out over ice. Enjoy.

DRINK IF YOU DARE

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot araq 1 shot triple sec 1/2 shot red martini 1/2 shot red wine 4 cubes of ice 1 tea spoon of burned sugar DIRECTIONS in a shaker add the araq and the ice, then the wine, then the red martini,then the triple sec, add the sugar ; shake, pour into a long cocktail glass

DRIBBLES

INGREDIENTS: 4oz seltzer jig Mango juice jig guava juice jig coffee liqueur ice crushed DIRECTIONS fill glass with ice chips add seltzer dribble juice and liquer down side around glass (brandy glass) garnish - chocolate mint rod suggest pineapple cheesecake

DREWBEAR

INGREDIENTS: 3/4 cup Crushed ice 2 part brandy 4 parts cream 1 dash lemon juice 2 dashes strawberry nectar DIRECTIONS gets you messed up quick add strawberry nectar to taste stir

DREAMER

INGREDIENTS: 2 shot Jack Daniels 1 1/2 shot smirnoff vodka 2 shot Martini Dry 2 shot martini 1 1/2 shot southern comfort 1/2 shot Lambs navy rum 2 shot bacardi 2 shot cola 2 shot lemonade DIRECTIONS Mix them all together in a pint glass or bigger, in any order you want put as much or as little of them as u want in i just guessed the amounts 8-) :D you can add sugar lime lemon into it to give it an extra kick but thats up to you...and give it a light if you want but BE CAREFULL!!! one or two of these are good to et the party going there is no slurring words no walking in wobly lines...but you still get all the euphoric-ness that you love from your booze no hang overs or side effects....dont ask how that works i just know it don't give you hang overs :D

DREAM COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 2 parts dubbonet (red) 1 part triple sec 1 part grapefruit juice champagne DIRECTIONS Stir Dubonnet, triple sec & grapefruit juice (preferable pink) over ice. Strain into champlagne flutes (about a third of the way up) & top up with champagne. Fabulous as an apéritif to a summer dinner!!!

DRAGONS POISON (ORIGIONAL)

INGREDIENTS: 2x Shot Jack Daniels 2x Shot triple sec 2x Shot black vodka Fill with cola DIRECTIONS Take a 2 Litre Jug and pour above ingredients into it, fill jug to top with coke and enjoy, the drink is usually shared between 2 or 3 people. The same can also be done with a 1 Litre jug if you prefer it a little stronger, This drink can also be made with Absinthe instead of Tripple Sec.

DRAGON DICK

INGREDIENTS: 1 Spray of whipped cream 1 shot of white rum 1 shot of vodka 1 Hollowed out pickle DIRECTIONS Hollow out a pickle with a spoon. Pour Vodka and Rum inot pickle. Spray whipped cream on and take a chop from the dragons dick! It doesn't taste too good but it's fun to watch.

DRAGON'S BREATH

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Firewater 1 part Bacardi 151 DIRECTIONS Mix together in shotglass and pound it. MUST BE FIREWATER to get the full effect. If you don't care you can substitute Phillips Hot 100, Goldschlager or some weak mixer booze like Dekeyuper or Aftershock.

DRAGON'S BLOOD

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots Coconut Milk 2 or 3 chillies 1/4 tsp Garam Masala 1/8 tsp Turmeric 2 shots vodka DIRECTIONS Blend a little of the coconut milk with the chillies into a fine paste. Add the rest of the coconut milk then blend again. Heat a sauce-pan and add the garam masala, turmeric and the coconut mix. Bring to the boil then simmer for 10 minutes. Leave to cool then into a tall glass and add vodka I stumbled across this when making a thai green curry. It was runny so I poured some of the sauce into a glass and added vodka. Then my mouth went fucking mental - weirdest stuff I have ever drunk and I loved it.

DR JEKELS RE-FRESH POTION

INGREDIENTS: equal peppermint schnapps equal mint leaves equal creme de menthe (green) DIRECTIONS add together in a tumbler glass with LOTS of crushed ice and mix together. add straw. and umbrella

DR FEELGOOD

INGREDIENTS: 100ml Coconut Milk 100ml pineapple juice 1 shot vodka 5ml lime juice 1 lime slices DIRECTIONS Mix the coconut milk, pineapple and a shot or 2 of vodka. Cut a slice of lime for garnish and squeeze a little of the juice in. You can use ready mixed coocnut and pineapple. Buy light coconut milk you may need to strain it to get the lumps out. The lime and its juice are not just for show.

DR. PEPPER

INGREDIENTS: half pint lager half pint cola shot amaretto DIRECTIONS mix the half pint of cola and the half pint of lager then drop in the shot of amaretto.

DOWN PEARISCOPE

INGREDIENTS: shot Absolut Pears shot lemonade dash sugar DIRECTIONS Mix lemonade and vodka in a small glass. Lick hand and put sugar on it. Drink shot and lick off sugar.

DOUBLE SOUR, APPLE-LEMON MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Absolut New Orleans Vodka 1 part lemon juice 2 parts Sour Apple Schnapps DIRECTIONS chill martini glass, combine vodka, lemon juice and schnapps in a shaker and shake well, pour into martini glassand garnish with a lemon curl the more lemon juice you add the less alcohol you taste

DOUBLE SCREW

INGREDIENTS: ice cubes 2 Shots vodka Tall Glace orange juice DIRECTIONS 1/4 glace of Cubed Ice 2 Shots of Vodka In a Tall Glace Top it off with Orange Juice

DOUBLE BITCH

INGREDIENTS: 2 dash chilli sauce 2 dash tomato juice 2 Pinches of Cardemon powder 4 measures Banana Juice (made of 1 Banana) 2 measures vodka 2 measures gin 3-4 cracked ice DIRECTIONS shake chilli sauce, tomato sauce , banana juice , vodka and gin along with cracked ice cubes and strain it and top it with two pinches of cardemom powder very cost effective and and damn experience

DONKEYS NOB

INGREDIENTS: 1 glass red wine 1/2 glass coke 6 Shots vodka 2 Shots cointreau DIRECTIONS Add all ingredients to a pint class, mix. Poor down throat until you wet yourself. Suitable for society functions.

DONKEY PUNCH

INGREDIENTS: 10ml sambuca 10ml Jack Daniels 10ml green chartreuse DIRECTIONS Just add to a shot glass and down it Just like getting punch by a donkey

DONKEY

INGREDIENTS: Shot dooleys toffee vodka 50ml apricot juice Shot southern comfort Dash lime cordial Teaspoon honey DIRECTIONS Add all ingredients into a shaker, shake well, and pour into a pint glass Donkey is a great cocktail in those hot summer months :) enjoy!

DOLLY PARTON

INGREDIENTS: 1 part cherry brandy 1 part dark rum 1 part tia maria 3 parts milk top with whipped cream DIRECTIONS Shake all the ingredients together with ice, serve and top with whipped cream.

DOLLY MIXTURE

INGREDIENTS: wan botto ay Buckfast Tonic Wine wan botto ay WKD Blue DIRECTIONS drink hawf yur bukki n hawf yur wkd n pit the rest ay it in tae the bukki n batter in man it taists like a doly mixture awwwheet man its minted pits yae oan yer erse

DOLLY BEAR

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot white rum 1 shot peach schnapps (archers) 3 shots pineapple juice 1 shot coconut cream DIRECTIONS mix rum peach schnapps and pineapple juice and pour over ice, top up with cocoanut cream. serve with straw!

DOGS HEAD

INGREDIENTS: 1oz dark rum 2oz milk 1oz dark rum 1oz Guinness DIRECTIONS put 4 ice cubes into shacker add rum then milk,then tequella. put on lid and shake for 15 secs. poor into long flute glass. dress with popcorn (sweet) sprinkle with chocolate powder. slowly poor on guiness. try this baby. looks pretty awfull but wow. the secrets in the popcorn.

DOGS BOLLAX

INGREDIENTS: lots vodka lots peach schnapps (archers) splash red bull splash grenadine DIRECTIONS fill pint glass with ice , pour vodka and peach snapps till about inch left in pint , the add red bull and grenadine .... the drink of the island of kos in greece these really really work

DODGER

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 Meyers Naval Rum 1/4 pineapple juice 1/4 orange juice 1 lime slices DIRECTIONS put lots of ice in your cup. add the meyers rum to about half way up. add the pineapple juice depending on how much you like pineapple juice compared to orange juice. add the orange juice. put a little floater of meyers ontop (if you like it). to top it off, add your lime.

DOBBLE HADDOCK

INGREDIENTS: Two shots whiskey Fill yer pint up Strongbow Cider DIRECTIONS Dobble Haddock: two shots Paddy's, fill it up with Strongbow As you can clearly see, this is the most laddish cocktail of all cocktails. Originated during a visit to the lovly city of Doblin (the mother of all pintin' sessions). Named after the most laddish lad in the world: Captain Haddock!

DO MAJA

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 ounce amaretto 1/2 ounce brandy 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS First pour in the Amaretto.(This flavours the shot and loads it with a rich scent) Next pour in the brandy. Watch the color mixing to a fuzzy brown. Finally, layer the Baileys. Add this slowly along the side of the glass. (or use an inverted teaspoon and pour slowly over the spoon to flow it along the side of the glass.

DIZZY LIZZIE

INGREDIENTS: one shot vodka two shots tequila 25% orange juice 25% apple and mango juice DIRECTIONS vodka,tequila,orange juice and appel and mango juice a grat drink

DIVA

INGREDIENTS: a couple shots malibu fill the rest of the glass orange juice 1 tsp on the bottom grenadine DIRECTIONS Pour malibu and oj together into glass. Finish by pouring in the grenadine and letting it settle at the bottom. This drink is for the sweet fans only. Easy to drink, and you can barely taste the alcohol. A definite party fave.

DISY COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 2/5 bacardi 2/5 Martini Dry 1/5 Dewar's DIRECTIONS 2/5 bacardi white, 2/5 martini dry, 1/5 dewar's whiskey is to strong for a midnight drink

DISCO LEMONADE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS: 3oz smirnoff vodka 5-7oz pink lemonade splash Gatorade Fruit Punch DIRECTIONS Pour the Smirnoff vodka into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the Country Time pink lemonade, and splash in some Gatorade fruit punch

DIRTY SUE

INGREDIENTS: 3/4 oz Martini Mix 3 oz vodka DIRECTIONS Shake over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass Garnish with two olive

DIRTY SOUTH

INGREDIENTS: 15 ml black sambuca 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream 15 ml Butterscotch Schnapps DIRECTIONS layer the black sambuca then the baileys the the butter scotch snapps in a shooter glass Looks like dirty water hence the name

DIRTY SLUT

INGREDIENTS: 25ml black sambuca Dash blackcurrant Splash lemonade DIRECTIONS Put your shot of sambuca in a tall glass, with lots of ice, then add a splash of lemonade, then your blackcurrant. Give it a good stir and it's ready to serve! This is really good. Tastes like them blackcurrant liquorice sweets! Because of the sambuca, you won't feel drunk, until it hits you after about your fifth one!! hahaha

DIRTY SEX ON THE BEACH

INGREDIENTS: 25-50ml raspberry syrup 100ml cranberry juice 250ml orange juice 25ml peach schnapps (archers) 25ml vodka 25ml After Shock (Red) 50ml sambuca DIRECTIONS MAKE A SEX ON THE BEACH AS USUAL: 1:ADD ICE TO A GLASS (OPTIONAL) 2:ADD 1 SHOT OF VODKA 3:ADD 1 SHOT OF ARCHERS 4:ADD THE ORANGE JUICE 5:ADD THE CRANBERRY JUICE 6:GENTLE ADD THE RASPBERRY JUICE 7:ADD THE 2 SAMBUCAS 8:ADD THE AFTERSHOCK JUST TRY IT AND FOR ADDED KICK USE A STRAW AND DONT BREATHE AGAIN UNTIL ITS GONE ! !

DIRTY NASTY

INGREDIENTS: 100ml special brew 100ml Diamond White 1 Shot blackcurrant cordial 1 Shot orange juice DIRECTIONS - Pour the ingredients carefully over crushed ice in a cocktail shaker. - Shake continunoulsy for 2 minutes. - Be careful to hold the lid down firmly as the pressure of the fizz will build up - this adds to the final flavour! - Enjoy It's a classic Snakey B with an interesting twist and some nasty consequences... I particulalry reccomend drinking lots of these whilst playing minature golf in the rain...

DIRTY MARTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1 measure gin splash dry vermouth 1 clove garlic 1 pimento stuffed olive splash olive juice 1 large ice cubes DIRECTIONS Cut a slice off the clove of garlic and rub freshly cut edge around the rim of a chilled martini glass. Gently pour the Gin and Vermouth into a highball containing the ice and stir *slowly* for 30 seconds. Hold ice in glass bottom with stirrer and pour into martini glass. Take a pimento stuffed green olive from the jar with a teaspoon, (also allowing the spoon to fill with brine from the jar), submerge and place olive carefully into bottom of Martini allowing brine to disperse. Alternative; the Dirty Mexican Martini... As above except after rubbing the martini glass rim with garlic, up-end the glass and quickly dip in table salt. Instead of a pimento stuffed olive, use a piri-piri (whole small chilli) stuffed olive. Finally, drink and appreciate the fine art of a true martini!

DIRTY HOOKER - SHOOTER

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Red Sour Puss 1 shot creme de bananes 1 shot pineapple juice DIRECTIONS Mix together in a shaker with ice and strain. Panty dropping shooter that you can barely taste alcohol

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 - 2 shots vodka 1 shot White Creme de Menthe 1 shot kahlua DIRECTIONS Shake ingredients together until nice and chilled. Strain into shot glass. Can also be made as a cocktail.

DIRTY FUCK

INGREDIENTS: 20ml absinthe 10ml Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS pour 20ml of Absinthe into shot glass, add 10ml of Baileys irish cream pouring onto side of glass in order to make Baileys sink to the bottom of glass creating slightly cloudy look

DIRTY COWBOY

INGREDIENTS: 15ml chocolate sauce 15ml Bailey's Irish Cream 30ml Butterscotch Schnapps DIRECTIONS One level scoop of ice in a blender! add butterscotch, Baileys, chocolate sauce, milk and cream and blend until the ingredence is smooth. serve in a poco grade' glass rimed in chocolate sauce!!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

DIRTY CANADIAN

INGREDIENTS: liberal splash ginger wine 3rd shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot spiced rum 2/3rds of a shot Butterscotch Schnapps 1 shot milk mint leaves Ice DIRECTIONS in a shaker add all ingredients ecept milk and baileys and shake like hell. next slowly pour milk and baileys into shaker, swirl gently, strain and serve over ice or neat in a martini glass

DIRTY BANANA

INGREDIENTS: 6 count half and half 1 shot kahlua 1 shot creme de bananes whipped cream DIRECTIONS Fill collins glass 3/4 full with ice. Add half and half.Then kahlua and bananaes. Shake and pour into glass. Add whipped cream on top and drizzle chocolate sauce to taste. One for the banana lovers out there.

DIJON KIR

INGREDIENTS: 2 creme de cassis Aligoté DIRECTIONS pour 2 shots of Dijon Creme de cassis and fill with Aligoté it is named after Félix Kir (1876 - 1968), mayor of Dijon in Burgundy, who as a pioneer of the twinning movement in the aftermath of the Second World War popularized the drink by offering it at receptions to visiting delegations. Besides treating his international guests well, he was also promoting two vital economic products of the region.(ref: wikipedia)

DIET RIBENKA

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot vodka 2 shots Diet coke 2 shots ribena DIRECTIONS First add the coke and vodka how you would the normal way then add the Ribena on top then finally stir.

DIESEL

INGREDIENTS: Half Pint lager Half Pint cider Blackcurrant juice DIRECTIONS this drink is a variation of snakebite, very popular in the north east of england, fill a pint glass half with lager and half with cider and add black current. Dont drink when wearing anything white

DICEY'S DISEASE ( DOUBLE D )

INGREDIENTS: 30ml Orange Alize 15ml Hypnotiq 15ml Blue Curacao 60ml ish orange juice DIRECTIONS Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with muddled Lime. Strain into a highball filled with ice and place fresh lime on top. DD has intense tropical fruit flavours with a somewhat bitter aftertaste

DIAMANTINA COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 1 Pint Bundaberg Rum 1 Pint Condensed Milk 1 Emu egg DIRECTIONS Beat the Emu egg well (or 12 regular eggs if you don't have an emu egg to hand). Then add the condensed milk and rum. If bundy is not available, use a dark rum. Drink, fall down, technicolour yawn. Enjoy ; )

DIABETIC COMA

INGREDIENTS: 2 Shots vodka 3 Shots peach schnapps (archers) 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice Raspberry 1 Bottle Smirnoff Ice (black) 2 Bottles blue wkd A Few ice cubes DIRECTIONS Put It All Into A Pimms Jug And Stir A Cocktail That Only Men Can Handle. All Examples Of Girls Drinking This Have Ended in regret and loss of memory (black-out)

DEZZIES DISASTER

INGREDIENTS: pint bottle cider bottle Smirnoff Ice bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange dash blackcurrant cordial DIRECTIONS divide the drinks between three pint glasses with ice and top up with blackcurrant/rasberry cordial to taste. good laugh, your night will be a disaster!

DEWING THE CAPTAIN

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Mountain Dew 1 part Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum DIRECTIONS Mix all ingredients in a shot glass or shooter. Sweet yet spicy and tangy. Girls like it ;)

DEUCE JUICE

INGREDIENTS: 4 Shots Everclear 50.7 Fluid Oz Merlot DIRECTIONS Drink merlot down past the neck about 1/2 an inch to an inch, add shots of everclear, mix, enjoy.

DETT LONG

INGREDIENTS: tonic water 1 shot cherry brandy DIRECTIONS Place crushed ice in tumbler add cherry brandy top up with tonic and add slice of lemon

DESSERT SHOT

INGREDIENTS: cherry 1/2 ounce grand marnier 1 1/2 ounces carolans irish cream 3/4 ounce kahlua DIRECTIONS In a somewhat tall shot glass, place a cherry (maraschino) at the bottom and add the kahlua. It should be just enough to cover the top of the cherry. Layer on the carolans and finally the grand marnier. Shoot it down and finish with eating the cherry that's now in your mouth. Be sure not to choke on it!

DESPIRATE HOUSE WIFE

INGREDIENTS: 2oz Three olives vanilla Vodka 2oz pineapple juice splash triple sec Splash champagne DIRECTIONS In a mixer, mix vodka, triple sec and pineapple juice. Strain into a Martini glass. Leave enough room to top off with Champagne! Garnish with pineapple chunks. Enjoy!!

DESERT EAGLE

INGREDIENTS: 1 bottle Bacardi 151 1 handle vodka 30 pack bud light 2 bottles hawaiian punch 1 bottle cran-grape 1 bottle cran-apple 2 cans pineapple chunks DIRECTIONS Pour all ingredients in container, mix, drink

DEPTH CHARGE

INGREDIENTS: 1 pint Guinness 1 shot drambuie DIRECTIONS Take 1 draft pint of Guinness (make sure it's not filled to the brim) and a shot of Scottish Drambuie. Drop the glass of drambuie into the pint glass, and chug! Simple, but effective; reeks of Scotch/English heritage. ;)

DENS DICK

INGREDIENTS: 25ml smirnoff vodka 50ml tequila 125ml pineapple juice cube sugar 15ml Blue Curacao (cracked) 7 cubes Ice DIRECTIONS add all ingredients but blue bols, shake, get tall glass, put cracked ice in, then strain into a tall glass, then drizzle the blue bols over it ENJOY!!!

DENNIS THE MENNIS

INGREDIENTS: 25ml Archers Peach Schnapps 25ml malibu 10ml grenadine 200ml pineapple juice 200ml cranberry juice few ice cubes DIRECTIONS add ice cubes into the glass, then add the malibu and the archers. then add the rest of the ingredients and shake or stir to mix

DELUXE JAGERBUCABOMB (SYDNEY STYLE)

INGREDIENTS: 1 Cereal Bowl About 1/3 bottle vodka About 3 Shots black sambuca About 3 Shots jagermeister 1 Can red bull DIRECTIONS Take the cereal bowl, pour in all the drink, then fill up to the top with the red bull, and add a splash of anything else that may be lying around to add your own personal touch to the Deluxe Jagerbucabomb! Must be drunk thru a straw!! in one go!! + Sit down for a minute or two afterwards it has a bit of a unique taste

DELUXE CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 10ml Hennessy V.S 5ml amaretto 10ml orange juice 100ml champagne float grenadine DIRECTIONS Shake all ingredients except Champagne and Grenadine, pour all in a chilled champagne bowl, or martini glass. Fill up with champagne. Grenadine float

DEEP SEA BATTERY

INGREDIENTS: 20 ml Absolut Kurrant 20 ml Blue Curacao 200 ml Battery energy soda DIRECTIONS Stir Absolut Kurant and blue curaÁao with ice. Fill up with energy soda. Decorate with a piece of fruit of your own choice. It looks great with a slice of carambole.

DEEP BLUE SEA

INGREDIENTS: 1 Shot peach schnapps 1 Shot Blue Curacao 1 Shot Bitter Lemon 1 Shot lime cordial DIRECTIONS Build over cubed ice in a Tumbler glass. Garnish with a lemon slice. Liquid volume = 100ml, ABV = 10.8%

DEE WHY SUNRISE

INGREDIENTS: 4 ice cubes 1 dribble grenadine 1 orange 1/2 cup Pineapple 1 measure triple sec 3 measures gin 3 measures vodka DIRECTIONS Whack all the ingredients except the grenadine into a blender. Blend till the ice is crushed. Pour the dribble of grenadine to coat the sides of a large martini glass. Insert blended contents. Drink and be merry. Serves 4 and is almost good for you.

DEE WHY MARTININ

INGREDIENTS: 2 cherry Crushed ice 2 Nips Gordon's Gin 2 Nips Vodka (freezer temp) 1 Nip red bull DIRECTIONS Take everything but the Cherries and stick it in a blender. Blend till ice is crushed. Pour into any glass that will hold it, it won't change the flavor anyway so gives a rat's rrrs. After a hard day being pounded by 2m plus waves a dude needs a cocktail with kahoonies - insert the cherries 'et viola'. 1 can of Red Bull feeds you, a mate and two hot chicks (or just three hot chicks and you) so enjoy with friends.

DEE MUDDER

INGREDIENTS: 1 nip kahlua 2 nips bacardi 100ml Chocolate milk 2 nips Bailey's Irish Cream 1 nip triple sec 1/2 frozen banana 1 vanilla ice cream 3 ice cubes DIRECTIONS Blend the lot till the ice is crushed and the rest nice and fluffy. Place in a glass of any description. Consume happily. Just like a chocolate milkshake only woozy. Great summer alternative to ice coffee. Do not attempt to surf after consuming.

DEATHWISH

INGREDIENTS: 1/4 full ice cubes 2 shots vodka 1 shot Blue Curacao 1 shot tequila silver l shock After Shock (Red) 1 shot goldschlager 1 shot sambuca 1 shot After Shock (Blue) to taste lemonade DIRECTIONS add ice first then the shots in any order top with lemonade (or to taste) drink & enjoy gets you smashed so eat well before u drink this

DEATH MINT

INGREDIENTS: 1/4 shot glass roman sambuca 1/4 shot glass creme de menthe 1/4 shot glass Parrot Bay Coconut Rum 1/4 shot glass peppermint schnapps DIRECTIONS miz all together in a shot glass and drink up this drink will knock u on ur ass but it taste just like a mint so u get drunk without the taste

DEATH DRINK

INGREDIENTS: 5ml brandy 5ml lager 5ml nutmeg 5ml blackcurrant cordial 5ml Guinness 5ml grenadine 5ml frozen vodka 5ml malibu 5ml vodka reef DIRECTIONS add all the ingridients together and shake do not stir, put lemon and halve a strawberry on top and crushed ice... its leathal

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

INGREDIENTS: 1 Shot vodka 1 Shot De Kuyper Crème De Cacao - Brown 1.5 Shots Amarula Cream 3 Scoops chocolate ice cream DIRECTIONS Blend all ingredients together with crushed ice and serve. Garnish with shavings of chocolate if desired.

DEATH AT SUNSET

INGREDIENTS: 120mls vodka orange juice 10mls grenadine Crushed ice DIRECTIONS Use a Pint glass, add crushed ice, add 120mls of vodka, fill glass with orange juice, gently add grenadine. its a vodka sun rise with a 3 sot difference can also be made with tequila

DEATH ANGEL

INGREDIENTS: 1 Shot 151 Rum 1 Shot amaretto orange juice DIRECTIONS Fill a double glass with ice. Add amaretto and rum. Fill the rest of the way with orange juice. Ideally, this should be shaken to mix. Not my creation, just a favorite. Came from a handwritten card in the recipe box at The Golden Q, Hays, KS.

DEADLY MARY

INGREDIENTS: 5 Measures tomato juice 1 Measure gold tequila 1 Measure vodka 1/2 tsp lemon juice 3 Dashes Worcestershire sauce 4 Drops tabasco sauce 1 Pinch Black Pepper 1 Pinch celery salt DIRECTIONS Add the tomato juice, vodka, Tequila and seasonings into a shaker with a few cubes of ice. Shake well and strain, or pour with the ice, into a large glass or goblet. You coould also add a stick of celery for garnish if you wish.

DEAD MAN'S MULE

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot absinthe 1 shot goldschlager 3/4 shot Orgeat 3/4 shot lime juice To top ginger beer Garnish Lime Wedges DIRECTIONS Use a collins glass. Shake and strain first four ingredients. Then top with ginger beer. Very strong flavours of aniseed, cinnamon, and ginger all twisted together with almond. If substituting the Orgeat for Gomme, Flavours will be stronger but will not compliment each other so much. Very easy to drink cocktail with a bit of a kick.

DD

INGREDIENTS: 1 shoot cherry sourz 1 shoot peach schnapps (archers) half a can red bull DIRECTIONS mix all together in a tall glass. Amazing x

DAZZLE

INGREDIENTS: 1.5 shots malibu 1.5 shots frangelico 4 shots pineapple juice 1 shot lime juice DIRECTIONS Add Malibu, Frangelico, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice over ice. Shake. Serve over ice. Garnish with fresh lime

DAWA

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots vodka tablespoon honey teaspoon (2 if you like it sweet) caster sugar 1 lime Ice DIRECTIONS cut the lime into quarters, then chop these into thick chunks. put the lime sugar and honey into a glass and mix together. add ice then vodka. crush the limes to get the as much juice as you like

DAVID'S SCREWDRIVER RELOADED

INGREDIENTS: 1/4 vodka 1/4 orange juice 1/2 sprite 2 cubes Ice DIRECTIONS Mix in a bottle: 1)1 quarter of the bottle is vodka (from the freezer) 2)add orange juice (from the freezer) into the bottle to fill it a little more than halway. 3) add SPRITE and fill up the bottle to the top so it's: 1 quarter vodka, 1 quarter orange juice, 1 half sprite Add some sugar if you'd like Place all ingredients in the freezer prior to making it

DARLING CHARLIE

INGREDIENTS: 4 oz. amaretto 4 oz. Cream soda DIRECTIONS Pour Amaretto into old-fashioned glass half filled with ice. Add Cream Soda, stir, and serve. Chill Amaretto and Soda before preparation.

DARK MOJITO

INGREDIENTS: dark rum 2 spoons brown sugar 1 lime mint leaves smashed ice DIRECTIONS smash the lime, sugar and mint leaves for aprox 1 minute fill up with crushed ice and add the dark rum. stir a little with a fork for the mint leaves to rise. NB you have to put at least 2 spoons of sugar but with more is even better. also the more mint you put the better it is

DARK AND STORMY

INGREDIENTS: 5 Lime Wedges 200ml ginger beer 50ml Havana Club 7 anos 5 Dashes angostura bitters DIRECTIONS First muddle the lime wedges in the bottom of a High Ball Glass. Fill the glass with cracked ice then add the rum, and ginger beer. Put the 5 dashes of bitters in the top of the drink and finish off with a wedge of lime and a straw.

DARK 'N' STORMY

INGREDIENTS: dark rum ginger beer Lime Wedges DIRECTIONS Put ice and lime into a tall glass. Squash lime wedge to release some juice. Pour rum and ginger beer into glass and stir.

DANIELA

INGREDIENTS: 90mls cranberry juice lime juice 2 shots brandy 2 shots tequila DIRECTIONS add 2 shots of taquila into a jug, then add 2 shots of brandy. squeese 3 fresh limes add the juice to the contents then top it of with 90 mls of cranberry juice mix with a spoon and add freshly cut limes. and walla there you have it, a sweet tasty daniela with enough alcohol to make you happy. its abslolutly excellent drink when getting ready for a night out it will raise your spirits.

DANCING MEXICAN

INGREDIENTS: 1/3 green chartreuse 1/3 orange juice 1/3 Jose Cuervo 2-3 drops tabasco sauce DIRECTIONS Tequila and Chatreuse into bottom of Tall Shot Glass. Layer Orange Juice on top. add tabasco aroudn the edge of the shot glass. to create a "tearing" effect. looks good. and it will make you want to dance. or cry.... either one... This was created by me at home with a couple of mates. we basically bought about 30 assorted bottles and started mixing,. haha

DANCING DOLL

INGREDIENTS: 1 part kahlua 1 part vodka 1 part peppermint 2 part milk DIRECTIONS Put 1 Glass At The Freezer For 1 Hour And Another Glass At Hot Water (5 Minutes). Take Frozen Glass And Mix Togather Pepermint + Milk. Take Hot Glass And Layer Vodka Over Kahlua. Use Straw To Drink Layered Vodka & Kahlua From The Bottom Of The Glass, Take 1 Single Breath And Drink Green Milk As Fast As You Can. Drink Once, Yummy... Drink Twice, Arghh Let's Dance... Drink Again, The World Is Mine...

DAINTY CHARLIE

INGREDIENTS: 1+ oz. amaretto Approx 7 oz. Cream soda DIRECTIONS Pour Amaretto into old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice. Add Cream Soda to taste, approximately 7 oz. Stir and serve. Chill Amaretto and Cream Soda before preparation. Jones Soda is preferable.

DA BOMB

INGREDIENTS: 1 Bottle WKD Blue 25 ml sambuca DIRECTIONS Pour Sambuce into bottle and away you go This will blow your head off and tastes amazing

D28

INGREDIENTS: Half a bottle vodka 5 shots gin quarter of a bottle white wine 1 bottle of each red WKD 1 bottle of each peach schnapps (archers) 1 bottle Magners Cider DIRECTIONS Pour All of the above into a large jug(doesn't matter what order,mix and serve with ice and straws

D-SKITS

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot malibu 2 shot peach schnapps (archers) 1 shot grenadine 2 shot orange 2 shot Pineapple 1 shot Blackcurrant juice DIRECTIONS put 1 shot off mailbu 2 shots off archers 1 shot off grenadine 2 shots off orange juice 2 shots off pineapple juice and 1 shot of blackcurrent with ice shake well and poor over ice in tall galss people love this cocktail its one you will love trust me i no

CYLONE

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Citron vodka 2 shots grapefruit juice 1\\4 shot grand marnier top up with lemonade DIRECTIONS Add all ingredients except lemonade to shaker and skake well for thirty seconds. pour into sling glass and to up with lemonade.

CUSTARD SURPRISE

INGREDIENTS: 2 Custard 1 amaretto 0.5 Cocoa powder 1 vodka DIRECTIONS Mix all the ingredients, making certain that the cocoa powder is thoroughly incorporated. Add awesomeness. Enjoy. Fecking awesome, and you know it you punts.

CURTIS LEMAY

INGREDIENTS: 1 stout 2/3 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1/3 shot kahlua DIRECTIONS Layer Baileys over kahlua and then drizzle Grand Marnier on top. Then, just like a car bomb, drop this into the beer. Enjoy. Curtis LeMay is famous for his 1965 quote about the vietnam war "My solution to the problem would be to tell them frankly that they’ve got to draw in their horns and stop their aggression, or we’re going to bomb them back into the Stone Age." This drink is a tribute to him.

CURRENT COOLER

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Absolut Raspberry 1 shot lime cordial Bitter Lemon DIRECTIONS tall glass full of ice puor vodka in then lime cordial and top off with bitter lemon

CUP CAKE

INGREDIENTS: 1 single shot frangelico 1 half slice lemon 1 half teaspoon sugar DIRECTIONS pour sugar onto lemon half, suck the lemon juice with sugar to form a sour sweet liquid in your mouth, with the sour-sweet juice still in your mouth skull the shot and mix the first with the latter.

CUNTING BASTARD

INGREDIENTS: 10shots vodka 10shots Scotch 15shots sambuca 50ml After Shock to the top pineapple juice DIRECTIONS vodka into pint glass then add you tens shots of sambuca and your whisky shake well, add after shock and then pineapple juice(optopnal) down in one have bucket and 999 prepared on your phone, make sure your with someone when drinking this not advice to lieght weights! this is a fucking killer.

CUM DROP

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream 1/4 tia maria whipped cream DIRECTIONS 1/2 SHOT glass Baileys irish cream, then add 1/4 Tia-Maria topped with a spiral of delicious whipped cream. For all you girls who spit and dnt swallow...this is ur chance to swallow and taste what you have been missing!!!

CUM COVERED CUNT

INGREDIENTS: 3 drips strawberry sauce 1 shot 1: vodka 1 shot 1: kahlua 1 shot 1: malibu 1 shot 1 part whipped cream DIRECTIONS 1 part whipped cream 1 shot malibu 1 shot vodka 1 shot kahlua 3 drips of strawberry sauce get it in the glass fast and don't spill or waste a drop. mmm...

CUBAN HEEL

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot of Bacardi 151 1 shot of malibu top up with pineapple juice DIRECTIONS into a long glass with ice ,pour 1 shot of Bacardi and 1 shot of Malibu then top up with pineapple juice. one is never enough

CUBA LIBRE

INGREDIENTS: 2 oz white rum lime juice cola DIRECTIONS Pour lime juice into a highball glass over ice cubes. Add rum, fill with cola, stir, and serve. (from drinksmixer.com)

CRYPTONITE

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots of vodka 1 bottle of wkd 1 can of red bull DIRECTIONS Use a pint glass for this. First the vodka then the wkd blue then pour in the red bull, you won't use it all but you can keep topping it up as you go along! Brilliantly created by my friends! Raise your glass and say 'See you Tomorrow!'

CRUZAN CONFUSION

INGREDIENTS: 1 part Cruzan Coconut Rum 1 part Cruzan Mango Rum 2 parts pineapple juice DIRECTIONS Add ingredients plus ice into a shaker. Shake. Then pour into a glass. I usually double up on the recipe so its stronger.

CRUSTY ARNOLD

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot dry vermouth 1 shot bacardi angostura bitters 1 shot grenadine 1 shot white wine cranberry juice DIRECTIONS pour ingredents into a glass jug over ice and orange slices. Top up with cranberry juice. Stir and serve with a grimace! created to celebrate a 39th birthday.

CROCODILE

INGREDIENTS: 4 -6 cubes (cracked) Ice 2 measures vodka 1 measure triple sec 1 measure mezcal 2 measures lemon juice DIRECTIONS Shake all ingredients well. Pour into chilled glass. Variations: Alligator, Melon Ball, Melon Balls, Melon State Balls.

CRIME OF PASSION

INGREDIENTS: 30mL Gold Alize 15mL galliano cranberry juice DIRECTIONS Fill a rocks glass with ice, pour 30mL of Alize Gold, 15mL of Galliano Vanilla and top up with Cranberry Juice. Sweet, simple and you can drink them all night.

CREEPY CRAWLER

INGREDIENTS: 1oz vodka 1oz Blue Curacao DIRECTIONS Build in highball with ice. Fill with orange juice. Cannot taste the alcohol! Like drinking green OJ. Ladies, do not let men buy you too many of these.

CREAMY COWGIRL

INGREDIENTS: 2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot amaretto milk DIRECTIONS Half fill highball with ice then add baileys and amaretto. fill to the top with the milk and bob's your uncle.....

CREAMY BAKEWELL TART

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot amaretto 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 2 tsps Cherry Liqueur DIRECTIONS Amaretto, followed by Baileys, finished with cherry liquor, prepared in a shot glass. Tastes just like fresh bakewell tart and cream mmmmm

CREAMSICKLE

INGREDIENTS: 1 oz Absolut Mandarin 3/4 oz triple sec 1/2 oz orange juice Splash cream DIRECTIONS Throw all of it into a shaker and shake it real good then throw it into a stemmed glass and garnish with an orange definatly an after-dinner drink but if made right, it will taste just like the popsickle

CREAMING SODA CUBA LIBRE

INGREDIENTS: 45mL dark rum 20mL lemon juice 1/2 cup Ice 125mL Cream soda DIRECTIONS Pour rum and lemon juice over ice into highball glass, top with creaming soda and garnish with a lemon wedge. Refreshing with a surprise, drink it with a straw.

CREAM YOUR PANTS

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1/4 shot tia maria 1/4 shot absinthe whipped cream Chocolate Shavings DIRECTIONS Start your drink off smooth with a half a shot of baileys For a little kick to liven up your drink add a quarter shot of absinthe Add in a quarter shot of tia maria and for a happy ending finish off by adding a little whip cream with chocolate shavings sprinkled on top enjoy get ready to creaaaaam your pants

CREAM SODA

INGREDIENTS: 25ml vodka 25ml white rum 4 Cubes Ice Dash blackcurrant cordial lemonade DIRECTIONS Place all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker and shake vigoursly, serve with a mint leaf (Optional)

CRAZY VIMTO

INGREDIENTS: 330 ml bottle WKD Blue 50 ml measure port Half pint of ice cubes Ice DIRECTIONS Half fill pint glass with ice cubes. Pour in 330 ml bottle of WKD blue over ice and pour measure of port on top. OOOuuuufff!!! It'll blow your heed off!! Rico got rat arsed on it last week!!

CRAZY SHAKE

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 ml pineapple juice 1/2 ml orange juice 1/2 ml apple juice 1/2 ml red grape juice a swirl of it. grenadine 1/2 a tea spoon of suger sugar DIRECTIONS first get a glass then 1/2 ml of apple juice into a glass and then put pineapple juice into a cup and then 1/2 ml of red grape juice into the glass and then but a little swirl of grenadine and then 1/2 a spoon of suger too spice it up for kids and adults who dont drink alcol esppsially not children who drink alcohol

CRAZY FROG

INGREDIENTS: 4 shots or more vodka 2 1/2 Cans red bull 1 Bottle WKD Red DIRECTIONS Get a litre Jug add some ice add the Vodka then the WKD Red then fill with Red bull and some very funcky long straws

CRAZY DIAMOND

INGREDIENTS: 3 malibu 1 creme de bananes 5 orange juice 5 ice cubes 1 soda water DIRECTIONS Cocktail shaker 1. Ice 2. Malibu 3. Creme de Bananes 4. Orange Juice shake vigourously and leave in fridge for 1 Hour. Fill 2/3 of highball glass and top with any fresh fruit you like and soda water or lemonade. Brill

CRAZY COSMO

INGREDIENTS: 50ml vodka 50ml grand marnier 1 shot ouzo DIRECTIONS half pint glass of ice, add 1 shot of ouzo, then grand marnier, then vodka, shake in shaker *shake shake shake* den pour - voila! off ur head :)

CRANTINI

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 oz triple sec 1 1/2 oz vodka 4 oz cranberry juice (optional) 1 tbsp Frozen Limeade Concentrate DIRECTIONS Shake well and serve in a martini glass. Very smooth and easy to drink. A twist on this recipie is to add 1 tbsp frozen limeade concentrate. Adds a little tartness to it. I prefer it without the limeade, but my husband likes it with it. I'll leave it to you to decide!

CRANBERRY CRAZY

INGREDIENTS: lime Bacardi Razz cranberry juice red bull DIRECTIONS squeeze lime over ice, add bacardi razz 4,6 or whatever;) fill it up with cranberry juice but leave room fore some redbull! This drink i got served when i was out at bluemoon. Dont remember its name so i made one up! No its my favourit and i drink it all the time=)

CRACK PIPE

INGREDIENTS: red bull Apple sourz peach schnapps DIRECTIONS Take a shot glass and place it into a Tumbler. secondly fill the shotglass with apple sourz . thirdly fill the tumbler 3 quarters full with Peach schnapps and the fill the to the top with reb bull. Try and keep a straight face

CRACK BABY

INGREDIENTS: Ice 1/2 carton Passionfruit Juice 1/2 bottle vodka punnet strawberries bottle asti DIRECTIONS Put all the ingredients together in an electric blender and let it do the work for you! Let it mix for a minute or so then pour in a cocktail glass and drink with a straw for maximum effect! Will get you hammered in no time!!!

COZUMEL

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot gin 1 shot Peach Vodka squirt lime --- club soda DIRECTIONS combine liquors in highball glass with ice, then fill with soda; finish with a squirt of lime or a lime garnish

COUGH SYRUP

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot orange juice Cherryade 1 shot ribena 2 shots sambuca DIRECTIONS Add the sambuca, orange juice and ribena together in a half pint glass, top up with the cherry tango. It certainly gets rid of your cough!!!! lol, one to have in the cold winter nights!

COSMOPOLITAN

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot vodka 1/2 shot triple sec 1/2 shot cranberry juice 1/2 shot lime juice DIRECTIONS Add ingredients to cocktail mixer, shake, then strain into a chilled martini glass. Looks very sophisicated and tastes great.

COSMO COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 lemon 1/2 cup vodka 1/2 cup club soda 1 cup cranberry juice DIRECTIONS Mix together cranberry juice,club soda,vodka and lime juice. Chill mix. Once chilled, serve in cocktail glasses and garnish with lemon slices. You also can take out the vodka to make it non-alchoholic. If you take out the vodka make the soda 1 cup instead of 1/2 a cup.

COSMIC GRANNY

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Hendricks Gin 1 shot grand marnier 1 barspoon lime 1 shot Pomegranate DIRECTIONS add all ingredients into a shaker and shake it like an aeroplane in a thunder storm. fine strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with an orange twist. a new look on the boring cosmo.

COOKIE MONSTER

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot kahlua 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 shot Bacardi 151 DIRECTIONS layer kahlua first then baileys irish cream then bacardi 151 in a rocks glass light on fire blow out suck with a straw without stopping

CONCRETE MIXER

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot lime cordial 1 Shot Bailey's Irish Cream DIRECTIONS Start with each shot of lime cordial @ baileys in 2 separate shot glasses. First have the lime cordial shot. DO NOT SWALLOW!!. Shwish around in mouth for 5-10 seconds. Then still without swallowing, have the shot of baileys. Continue to swish both shots around in your mouth for about 10 - 15 seconds. You will then find out why it is called a concrete mixer!!! Not bad at all!

COMFY JACK

INGREDIENTS: 1 Shot Jack Daniels 1 Shot southern comfort Lots of Ice Half a glass lemonade DIRECTIONS Ice in first. Then jack and comfort. Top ud with lemonade. drink with pleasure. Very nice, but will get you steaming.

COMFORTABLE SCREW

INGREDIENTS: about 6-8 oz. orange juice 1 shot vodka 1 or 2 shots (depends on taste) southern comfort DIRECTIONS shake ingredients together, serve ina chilled highball glass. try wetting the rim of the glass with lime.

COMBAT JUICE

INGREDIENTS: beer 8 oz orange juice 2 oz vodka 1 oz grenadine 2 oz rum 2 oz gin 8 oz cranberry juice 8 oz Pineapple sprite DIRECTIONS mix the liquors and juices in a blender and add beer. top with sprite and a splash of lemon and lime juice.

COLORADO PUG

INGREDIENTS: Ice 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot kahlua club soda DIRECTIONS Fill old-fahioned glass with ice. Pour in Bailey's Irish Cream and Kahlua. Top with club soda. Stir and serve. Creamy and fizzy, a little like a root beer float.

COLORADO BULLDOG

INGREDIENTS: 1 oz. vodka 1 oz. kahlua 1 oz. cream fill coke DIRECTIONS add vodka, kahlua and cream over ice in glass. Fill with Coca Cola! It's just like a White Russian but with Coke. VERY YUMMY... a cocktail both guys and girls love!

COLONIC AVENGER

INGREDIENTS: 3 Bar spoons amaretto Demera 1 heaped bar spoon sugar Juice of half an orange orange 8 count (50ml) brandy 4 count (25ml) orange juice dash of cinamon cinnamon 1 count (5-6ml) ginger ale DIRECTIONS Into an Old fashioned add 1 heaped bar spoon of Demera sugar, 3barspoons of Amarreto and the rind of an Orange that should measure about 6" long. Muddle into a paste and add 25ml of freshly squeezed Orange Juice. Add 2 Ice cubes and stir for 4revolutions. Add a 2count(10-12ml) of Brandy (pref Gran reserver)and stir as would a Treacle or Old Fashioned. After 8-10stirs add 2 more ice cubes and 2 count of brandy. Stir for 10 more revolutions, add 2count of Brandy and stir. After another 10 revolutions add 25ml of smooth Orange juice. Stir for another 10 revolutions, add a small sprinkle of Cinnamon and about 5ml of Ginger Ale and stir untill all the ingrediants are mixed. Top with ice and Garnish with a flamed Orange peel.............TADAA!! Bori

COLA BOMBER

INGREDIENTS: 1 red bull 1 shot Red Stiffy Shot DIRECTIONS Take a glass pour in 1/3 to 1/2 of the red bull, have the Red Stiffy in a shot glass ready. Drop the Stiffy still in the shot glass into the glass of red bull, knock it all back! Lovely!!!!

COKE 43

INGREDIENTS: 1 Part liqueur 43 1/2 Part Stolichnaya Vanilla 2 Part coke DIRECTIONS Pour 1 part of Licor 43 into glass, followed by 1/2 part Stoli Vanilla and 2 parts Coke. Stir gently. Amounts can be varied for different results.

COKACOLA IN DA HOUSE!

INGREDIENTS: 1shot Frosty Jack's White Cider 2shots/ 3shots Jim Beam 2shots cola 2 tea spoons vanilla essence 1/2 shot/1 shot sambuca DIRECTIONS gett a big glass for a super shot !. crushed ice with Frostyjacks laced into it . Add sambuka if you want for an exstra kick. but its still amazing with out it. Add 2 spoon fulls of vanilla favouring and stir. add whisky and then cola . like it with pepsi betta ,but any dose the trick =] ENJOY. after a couple of these you ......you will be in da mood too RAVE =]or on the floor one of the two XD ENjoY

COFFEE DRINKING COCK SUCKING RUSSIAN COWBOY

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 shot glass Butterscotch Schnapps 1/2 shot glass Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot vodka 1/2 shot glass kahlua 1 shot glass cream 3 shot glasses milk DIRECTIONS Put all ingredients in a medium tumbler filled with ice, stir, and enjoy! WIll kick your a**! Use full cream milk for the best results

COFFE CAN

INGREDIENTS: 1 can Frozen lemonade Ice water 1 cup sugar vodka DIRECTIONS Fill a large clean aluminum coffe can with ice, pour in the completly thawed lemonade concentrate, fill the lemonade container with vodka and dump in, then follow suit with water (more or less for strength). Add 1 cup(more or less for taste) powdered sugar to take the bite out of the lemon flavor. Put lid on coffe can and wrap a dish towel around (helps with grip) shake until its mixed This stuff is like liquid candy. No one has complianed when I've made this for them.

COCONUT SEA BREEZE

INGREDIENTS: 4 cubes Ice 1.5 oz coconut rum 1 part grapefruit juice 1 part cranberry juice DIRECTIONS Using a cocktail glass, put ice on the bottom, and throw in the 1.5 oz Coconut Rum. Then fill half the glass with grapefruit juice and top it off with cranberry juice. Stir.

COCO LOCO

INGREDIENTS: 1 ounce kahlua 1 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream 1 cup milk 2 ounce 7 year old buckwild brown rum 1 scoop whipped cream dash cinnamon DIRECTIONS 1 ounce khalua 1 ounce bailey irish cream 1 cup milk 2ounce 7 year old buckwild brown rum 1 scoop whip cream dash cinnamon a lethal feel good drink

COCO JUMBO

INGREDIENTS: dash pineapple juice lots tia maria splash creme de cacao DIRECTIONS tia maria then the pineapple juice then a splash of creme de cacao mmmmmmmmm scrumy

COCO BOMB

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 PINT malibu 1/8 PINT Absolut 1 TEASPOON desiccated coconut 3 lime DIRECTIONS ADD THE MABLIBU AND THE ABSOLUT. GRADUALLY STIR IN THE DESSICATED COCONUT. SQUEEZE AS MUCH LIME JUICE AS POSSIBLE BUT BE SURE TO NOT GET ANY PULP IN THE COCKTAIL. STIR CONSTANTLY UNTIL MIXTURE IS A GREENISH LIQUID. SERVE IN A LONG GLASS. BEWARE: CONTAINS ALCOHOL!

COCO

INGREDIENTS: 5 drie cabbige pieces 15 seeds 8 drie carrets 20 nuts 1 water DIRECTIONS nuts seeds drie carrets water drie cabbige pieces

COCKTAIL PETIT GREGORY

INGREDIENTS: shot gin river tonic water one olive one small string one sugar DIRECTIONS For this cocktail, called the Small Gregory, the first one to whom the olive goes on the top of the glass has to pay the addition and drink it in one!

COCKSMOKER

INGREDIENTS: 75ml cranberry juice fill glass to top coke half shot Citron vodka half shot tequila 1 lime DIRECTIONS get a high ball glass pour about 75ml of cranbery juice then fill to the top with coke leaving a good window at the top. with your citron vodka and tequila in one shot glass and a squeze of lime to it drop it in the high ball glass and drink as quick as you possibly can. sound like a mad combination but then all form toghther to gives u a nice fruity coke taste + after a few gets u leathered

COCKLE WARMER

INGREDIENTS: 75ml Captain Morgan's Rum 200ml ginger ale 2 Lime Wedges DIRECTIONS Pour ingredients into collins glass, squeeze in lime wedges, stir. pour into seperate collins glass over crushed ice. garnish with lime wedge

COCK SHOT!

INGREDIENTS: 1/4 After Shock (Red) 1/2 vodka 1/4 strawberry schnapps DIRECTIONS 1/4 shot glass of Red After shock, add 1/2 shot glass vodka then finally 1/4 strawberry schnappes. served with ice. Now you can have a shot of ur mans cock!

COCAINE

INGREDIENTS: 1/4 absinthe 1/4 triple sec 1/4 creme de menthe 1/4 sambuca DIRECTIONS 1. Drink .. shake it into your mouth , swalow then inhale. 2. Light it , take a larg glass put it over the shot untill the flame allmost goes off , remove the gass .. (put the glass upside down on a paper napkin) drink the shot (wich is still burnins)with a straw , pierce the napkin with the same straw and inhale the gases."Have fun"

CLOUD

INGREDIENTS: 2oz ouzo 2oz mixed yogurt w/ cucumbers 1oz mint liqueur DIRECTIONS Pre-chill the Ouzo until you can see lots of small crystals in it, add in a mixing glass all the ingredients, stir and strain into a highball glass,....enjoy

CLEM

INGREDIENTS: 5 shots vodka 2 shots bacardi 1 shot Apple sourz 1 shot cherry sourz pinch of salt spoon of caviar 1 shot gin slice of lemon 1 cherry DIRECTIONS put all in a shaker, shake 10 times vigourously then swill it round in your mouth for a bit then spit it out and serve! Its Hot!

CLASSIC KISS

INGREDIENTS: tot Martini Rosso Strawberry Juice cream DIRECTIONS Pour martini Russo in a cocktail glass, add strawberry juice leaving a cm at the top for the cream to be layered. Enjoy with a strawberry for garnish.

CLASSIC COCKTAIL

INGREDIENTS: 1 tsp caster sugar 4 -6 cubes (cracked) Ice 2 measures brandy 1/2 measure (clear Curacao) curaçao 1/2 measure maraschino 1/2 measure lemon juice DIRECTIONS Rub the rim of a chilled glass with the lemon wedge and then dip in sugar to frost. Put ice into shaker with the brandy, Curacao, Marachino and lemon juice. Shake well. Strain into frosted glass and decorate with lemon twist. Variations: Champagne Cocktail, Tequila Cocktail, Brandy Cocktail.

CLASSIC CEASER

INGREDIENTS: 1oz. vodka 4oz. Clamato 2 Dashes tabasco sauce 4 Dashes Worcestershire sauce 6oz. Ice 1-2 Dashes Salt DIRECTIONS Rim a high ball glass with lime and celery salt. Fill glass with ice and other ingedients and stir well. Garnish with celery or lime. Enjoy!

CITRUS COINTREAU

INGREDIENTS: 1 oz cointreau 8 no.s lemon chunks 1 white rum 8no.s orange chunks 5 oz cranberry juice DIRECTIONS muddle all lemon chunks & orange chunks and add crushed ice and top it with cointreau and white rum and top it with cranberry juice

CITRUS BOMB

INGREDIENTS: 1 shot Absolut Citron 2 shots red bull DIRECTIONS Pour one shot, or more, of Absolute Citron into shaker full of ice, squeeze lemon and lime into shaker. Skake until very cold. Take a pint glass and pour Red Bull around a shot glass placed in the bottom, then strain chilled vodka into shot glass and drink. desired effect is that you get the vodka and then the Red Bull, will fuck you up. holla!

CITRUS BLUSH

INGREDIENTS: Lime twist grapefruit juice 45ml gin 15ml limoncello 15ml lime juice Crushed ice DIRECTIONS Half fill a tall glass with crushed ice. Add the lime juice, limoncello and gin. Stir well, add the grapefruit jusice and garnish with the a twist of lime!

CITRUS BERRY MIMOSA

INGREDIENTS: 1 can (6 oz size) frozen orange juice concentrate 1 can (6 oz size) frozen pineapple juice concentrate 2 cups raspberry juice 12 oz champagne DIRECTIONS Combine all juices. Just before serving add champagne. Garnish with orange slices and/or raspberries.

CITRUS-TANGO TINI

INGREDIENTS: 1/2 oz. Finlandia Grapefruit 1/4 oz. Absolut Citron 1/4 oz. Absolut Mandarin splash sour mix DIRECTIONS Shake vigorously with ice then pour into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lemon peel.

CINNAMON CRACKER

INGREDIENTS: 50 ml/1.7 fl oz Russian Standard Vodka 100ml/3.4 fl oz apple juice cinnamon DIRECTIONS Place ingredients into a long glass with ice and stir. Garnish with a slice of green apple and a cinnamon stick.